I never thought much about bonuses till recently, when taxpayer money was used to fund them. And today I am applying the same reasoning which proved so helpful in understanding indulgences to this new topic - with interesting results. Indeed, you may come to see that a bonus is kind of like an indulgence. A scam by another name.
Taxpayers, to my knowledge, have funded two kinds of bonus. One kind, I've realized, is a bribe. The other kind, I believe, is extortion. And both kinds are given to classes of people who have been renamed as "special." Indeed, I wonder if the renaming is part of the bribery here. Call them something special: It's part of the scam on the taxpayer.
One kind of bonus is for special people called heroes, and sometimes our finest and bravest. Though heroes, some must apparently be lured into staying heroes by something called the signing bonus. Because apparently they might leave in droves, unless bribed to sign this paper for another term of voluntary service.
Mind you, I am not denigrating their bravery or status as heroes, just pondering that society must bribe some people to be its brave heroes.
Something seems fishy here. In my childhood it was different, you see. Nobody was bribed. They were just forced. Now they call it voluntary. But they have to bribe them to volunteer. Do you notice the similarity with indulgences? (If you volunteer to go to confession, you can get an indulgence.)
I mention that because not all heroes need bonuses (indulgences). For example, our first responders, police and fire fighters and medical personnel. These folks apparently will not leave their jobs in droves. No bribery needed. They are brave and heroic but never bribed. First responders are true volunteers. Yes, we pay them. But we don't need to bribe them to stay.
Not that I'm blaming the ones who accept the signing bonus, mind you. We, the taxpayers, put them in that position. Maybe we want to rethink that. And rethink war too. But I digress...
The second type of bonus has me aghast. This kind of bonus didn't even happen via the Congress passing a law or by government regulation. Nope, this kind happened by a type of theft. Taxpayer money was taken and paid to people who call themselves the best and the brightest. Notice the special term again. These folks, just like the heroes, would apparently leave their jobs too. But in this case they use that as a threat. They expect a bonus as a price for staying. To me that's extortion. We taxpayers are being extorted by a certain class of people - to the tune of twenty billion dollars!
Extortion is a crime. So is theft. To my mind the extortionists are folks who figured out how to fashion fancy financial fluff into stuff they sold right and left, which is now worthless. The so-called best and brightest thieves. The ones who engineered this worldwide financial mess. Those are the ones who expect a bonus. A taxpayer bonus. On top of high salaries. Half a million being too low.
Now I don't know about you. But I feel kind of sad for the heroes lured into the signing bonus because they're actually doing work for the taxpayer. They're not out to rob us. And indeed they do real hero work. But it does make me sad that they pretend these folks are volunteering, when really we're paying them a bribe.
On the other hand I am mad as a hornet at these other folks, who decided to call themselves the best and the brightest. And who demand, who extort, billions of dollars - when they've already robbed and cheated millions of people, using fancy financial fluff fashioned to fool folks - to the tune of trillions lost!
PERMALINKTaxpayers, to my knowledge, have funded two kinds of bonus. One kind, I've realized, is a bribe. The other kind, I believe, is extortion. And both kinds are given to classes of people who have been renamed as "special." Indeed, I wonder if the renaming is part of the bribery here. Call them something special: It's part of the scam on the taxpayer.
One kind of bonus is for special people called heroes, and sometimes our finest and bravest. Though heroes, some must apparently be lured into staying heroes by something called the signing bonus. Because apparently they might leave in droves, unless bribed to sign this paper for another term of voluntary service.
Mind you, I am not denigrating their bravery or status as heroes, just pondering that society must bribe some people to be its brave heroes.
Something seems fishy here. In my childhood it was different, you see. Nobody was bribed. They were just forced. Now they call it voluntary. But they have to bribe them to volunteer. Do you notice the similarity with indulgences? (If you volunteer to go to confession, you can get an indulgence.)
I mention that because not all heroes need bonuses (indulgences). For example, our first responders, police and fire fighters and medical personnel. These folks apparently will not leave their jobs in droves. No bribery needed. They are brave and heroic but never bribed. First responders are true volunteers. Yes, we pay them. But we don't need to bribe them to stay.
Not that I'm blaming the ones who accept the signing bonus, mind you. We, the taxpayers, put them in that position. Maybe we want to rethink that. And rethink war too. But I digress...
The second type of bonus has me aghast. This kind of bonus didn't even happen via the Congress passing a law or by government regulation. Nope, this kind happened by a type of theft. Taxpayer money was taken and paid to people who call themselves the best and the brightest. Notice the special term again. These folks, just like the heroes, would apparently leave their jobs too. But in this case they use that as a threat. They expect a bonus as a price for staying. To me that's extortion. We taxpayers are being extorted by a certain class of people - to the tune of twenty billion dollars!
Extortion is a crime. So is theft. To my mind the extortionists are folks who figured out how to fashion fancy financial fluff into stuff they sold right and left, which is now worthless. The so-called best and brightest thieves. The ones who engineered this worldwide financial mess. Those are the ones who expect a bonus. A taxpayer bonus. On top of high salaries. Half a million being too low.
Now I don't know about you. But I feel kind of sad for the heroes lured into the signing bonus because they're actually doing work for the taxpayer. They're not out to rob us. And indeed they do real hero work. But it does make me sad that they pretend these folks are volunteering, when really we're paying them a bribe.
On the other hand I am mad as a hornet at these other folks, who decided to call themselves the best and the brightest. And who demand, who extort, billions of dollars - when they've already robbed and cheated millions of people, using fancy financial fluff fashioned to fool folks - to the tune of trillions lost!
Fabulous comment as usual, oleeb! You so well analyze the problems, the corruption of others to feed the beast of war, the looting of the treasury and everybody else, the greed, the larceny, the use of usury to bankrupt the populace, the deceit.
I cannot put it better than you. And I applaud your prophetic zeal! Amen!
in reply to a comment from oleeb I cannot put it better than you. And I applaud your prophetic zeal! Amen!
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