More Magic Monster Mitt ~ Verses

Here are some more verse starters.  Tune of Puff the Magic Dragon:

Mitt the Snake Oil Salesman lives by the sea
An elevator for his cars, false promises for thee.
Mitt the craven card shark, woe to those he plays
He's out to hoodwink everyone, beware his sleazy ways.

Mitt the slick tongued gov'ner wants the presidency
He'll do and say whatever works, he thinks he's free to be
A shape-shifter, a charlatan, a Willard Weasel he...
Show him the door or you'll be poor, so listen close to me.

Mitt the Bain of Monsters lives by thievery
He's stealing from the IRS and that means you and me!
He won't reveal his taxes ~ although he wants your vote.
His IRA and hidden wealth are more than he will quote!

Mitt the Carney Barker lives by the sea
The closer to his offshore funds
And offshore jobs to see.

Take care, beware, or lest you dare...
He'll rob your vote
And then devote
To the 1%, trust me!

Mitt the phony prophet abides by the sea
He's preached a gospel of let's share ~ while lying through his teeth.
He doesn't walk on water.  Let's sink him like a rock.
When he says trust, think trust-fund stock...

Or he'll take all our money ~ to give it to his sons.
Beware his sneaky words and deeds
He's more than poking funs!